11 Ways To Piss Off Bloggers When You Comment 11如何小便小康博客當您的評論
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Some folks have realized that they don’t necessarily have to be bloggers to benefit from blog traffic, and have taken to commenting on blog posts to increase traffic and links.一些鄉親已經意識到，他們不一定要成為Blogger受益於博客的流量，並已採取何種措施，在評論博客帖子，以增加交通和鏈接。
It’s not the best method out there, but hey, whatever pays your rent.它不是最好的方法有，但嘿，無論支付租金。
Seriously though, if you’re incorporating blog commenting into your overall traffic plan (you do have an Overall Traffic Plan don’t you? Mon Dieu…) and you’re new to commenting, here’s 11 Idiotic Things Commenters Can Do to Guarantee a Pissed Off Blogger - you know, the one who you hope will publish your comment and send you traffic.雖然嚴重，如果您把博客評論到您的整體交通計劃（你這樣做有一個整體的交通計劃，難道你不？星期一dieu … … ）和您新的評論，這裡的11個愚蠢的事，提意見可以做的toâ保證pissed小康的Blogger -你知道，誰，你希望將發表您的評論，並寄給您的交通。
Yes.是。 I’m looking at YOU.我期待你。 If you’ve ever done one of these, and you were a new blogger or I knew you from somewhere, I probably let it slide the first time and sent you an email.如果您以往任何時候都做了上述其中一種，和你一個新的Blogger或我知道你從某處，我可能讓它幻燈片第一時間和您發送了一封電子郵件。 If your comments disappear after that?如果您的意見後消失呢？
It’s probably because you did one or more of the following.這可能是因為你沒有一個或多個以下。 Take heed.留意。 I’m not the only who gets pissed off by these…我不是唯一誰得到pissed小康這些…
1- Be Sure Not To Use Your Real Name . 1 -千萬不要使用你的真實姓名。
We don’t care who you are, and we Love to enhance the credibility of our blog with links out to people who think their keyword is more important than their identity.我們不關心你是誰，我們的愛，以提高公信力，我們的博客鏈接，以誰的人認為他們的關鍵字，更重要的，比他們的身份。
Hint: Most people will find John Doe , the Your Keyword-er to be acceptable.提示： 大多數人會覺得John Doe的，您的關鍵字呃是可以接受的。
2- Make Your Comment as Generic As Possible. 2 -讓您的評論，作為通用盡可能。
We’d never figure out that your comment couldn’t possibly have anything to do with our specific post.我們要永遠的數字指出，您的評論， 不可能有什麼與我們的具體職位。
3- Be an Ass Kisser to Increase Your Chances. 3 -一個驢k isser，以提高您的機會。
Of getting deleted.獲得刪除。
4- Leave your Link in the Body of the Comment . 4 -請留下您的聯繫在該機構的評論。
Because I didn’t see it in that spot that says “URL” or “link”.因為我沒有看到它在這點說： “網址”或“鏈接” 。 And it won’t get auto-moderated into a queue where I will then remove it.它將得不到自動放緩到排隊的地方，我會，然後將它移除。
5- Cut and Paste the Same Comment Everywhere . 5 -剪切和粘貼同樣的評論無處不在。
I don’t ever go to other sites.我不以往任何時候都轉到其他網站。 I’ma blogger not a- hey, wait, I’ma BLOGGER.我的Blogger不是-請稍等，我的Blogger 。 By Definition I go to other sites.根據定義，我去其他網站。 What do you know about that?你怎麼知道的呢？
6- Be Way, Way Off Topic .六-的方式，方法，小康的話題。
Every conversation, sooner or later, is about Viagra, isn’t it?每一個會話，遲早的事，是關於威而鋼，是不是？ Thanks for skipping the foreplay.感謝跳過前戲。 Real time saver.真正的節省時間。
7- Send a Fake Trackback . 7 -發送假的跟踪。
If I’ma busy blogger, they won’t get moderated until right before Google would give you some potential credit.如果我是忙碌的Blogger ，他們是不會得到緩和，直到權之前， Google將在給你一些潛在的信用。 And speaking of Do Follow/I Follow/No No Follow…談到這樣做的後續/後續/無無後續…
8- If I’ma 8 -如果我 DoFollow Blogger dofollow的Blogger , Make it Apparent that You Could Care Less About Interacting, And Just Want a Link ，使它明顯，你可以照顧，少講互動，只想一個鏈接
That’s SURE to get me to turn off the NoFollow attribute for that comment.這是一定要得到我要關閉nofollow屬性為任何評論。 Oh, you didn’t know we could control that?哦，你不知道我們可以控制的呢？ Sucks to be you. sucks為要你。
9- Mistake My Blog for the Support Department . 9 -錯誤，我的博客為支持部門。
If you’ve got a question for me?如果您有一個問題我嗎？ You should probably use the email I gave you.你可能應該使用電子郵件我給你。
Or the form on the site.或形式在該網站上。
Or the email address on the site.或電子郵件地址在網站上。
Or if it was a phone order, the number on the sales page.或如果這是一個電話訂購，有多少就銷售頁。
Or the direct number I gave you.或直接數目我給你。
Or Facebook private message.或Facebook的私人訊息。 Or Stumble Upon private message.或偶然發現的私人訊息。
For reals?為里亞爾？ You should ONLY resort to a blog comment as a means of reaching support if all other methods fail.您應該只訴諸一個博客評論作為一種手段，達到支持，如果所有其他方法失敗。
And then you should do something in your comment that would get it moderated, but not as spam, being as how you’re always including your credit card number, home address or some other personal information that I cringe at when I finally moderate comments later on in the day.然後你應該做一些事，在您的評論將得到緩和，但不為垃圾郵件，正在為如何您總是包括您的信用卡號碼，住址或其他一些個人信息，我cringe在當我終於溫和的評論，稍後就在一天。
10 - Never Come Back. 10 -從來沒有回來。
What freak show said that comments were about community?什麼怪胎查看評論說，大約有社會呢？ If God wanted comments to have anything to do with community he would have started the words with the same four letters, at least in English.如果上帝要評論有任何與社會，他將已經開始的話具有相同四個字母，至少在英語。
Why should you form partnerships or get to know me for a while, so your out-of-the-blue request for a favor later won’t sound off the wall and out of the blue?您為什麼應該將結成夥伴關係或結識我了一會兒，所以您出的- -藍色的要求，一種恩賜稍後將不健全的小康牆走出藍？
11- Ignore My 11 -忽略我的 Comment Policy 評論政策 . 。
I wrote it for my health, not for something silly like, oh, I dunno, your benefit.我寫的，它為我的健康，而不是為一些愚蠢的想，哦，我dunno ，您的利益。 That’s not why I put a link to it on every page and again under the big button.這不是，所以我提出一個與它連結的每一頁上都和再次下的大按鈕。
Of course, in your defense, in the current theme it doesn’t look like a link.當然，在您的防禦，在當前的主題，這並不像是一個鏈接。 But it’s not like I’m the only person whose comment policy you’ve ignored.但它的不一樣，我是唯一的人評論的政策，您已經不容忽視。
Why pay attention to some page I took time out of my life to write?為什麼要注意一些網頁，我的時間是我一生的寫呢？ It’s not like it gives you guidelines guaranteed to help you get your comment published, so that if all you want is a link anyway, you can get it.它的不喜歡它可以讓您的指引，保證幫助您發表的評論，所以，如果您想要的是一個鏈接，無論如何，你可以得到它。
It’s not as if I’m going to Stumble, del.icio.us, Sphinn, or even Digg the sites of people who comment on my posts, or include them in a post on another day.它的不作為，如果我要去蹣跚， del.icio.us ， sphinn ，或什至digg網站的人誰發表評論我的職位，或將它們包括在一個職位上的另一天。 Why should you bother to increase your chances of getting as many free one-way, traffic sending links as possible?您為什麼應該理會，以提高您的機會越來越為許多免費的一程，交通發送鏈接越好？
Don’t be silly.不要愚蠢的。
How To Get Unstoppable Traffic?如何獲得不可阻擋的交通呢？ Go Evergreen去常綠 . 。 Read the story of how the owner of this site, ill and preparing to retire, created traffic so powerful that she couldn’t manage to turn it off.閱讀的故事，如何擁有本網站，虐待和準備退休，造成交通如此強大，她無法管理要關閉它。
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January 14th, 2008 at 1:30 am 2008年1月14日在上午01時30分
12. 12 。 Comment as “Irritated from Thanet” or “Angry in Kent”.評論為“惱火從thanet ”或“憤怒，在肯特郡” 。 WTF is that about anyway? wtf是大約嗎？ On most blogs every publicly shown field (save the comment itself) is optional and if not was “anon” to hard to type?對大多數博客公開表明，每場（儲存評論本身）是可選的，如果不被“別名”努力型？ If you are not articulate enough to say you are irritated/angry why did you comment.如果您不是闡明足以說你是惱火/憤怒，為什麼你的評論。
At least that is what I think.至少這是我的想法。
January 14th, 2008 at 10:14 am 2008年1月14日在上午10時14分
Oh, no, I’m with you on that one.哦，不，我與你一個。 I can *usually* tell from the comment if they’re irritated or angry.我可以*通常*告訴從評論如果他們不滿或憤怒。 It’s not a Dear Abby column for crying out loud.它不是一個親愛的亞比柱的哭聲響亮。
January 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm 2008年1月14日在下午6時44分
Phony naming ass kissing insipid remarkers sycophantic responders one timer jerk wads should be shot!假命名驢接吻平淡remarkers sycophantic急救員一計時器挺舉wads應該被槍斃！ That’s what Daisy in Michigan thinks and Ezine is better for you than Viagra or so I’ve heard.這是什麼菊花認為，在密歇根州和ezine是更好地為您比威而鋼或使我聽說過。
January 14th, 2008 at 11:17 pm 2008年1月14日在下午11時17分
Dear Abby,親愛的亞比，
With all that great advice, I still get lots one night comments.與所有偉大的意見，但我仍得到很多，一個晚上的評論。 How can I get them to comment to a more permanent relationship?我怎樣才能讓他們的評論更長久的關係？
– Hopeless Blogger -無望的B logger
January 15th, 2008 at 3:01 am 2008年1月15日在上午03時01分
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January 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm 2008年1月15日在下午5時14分
I hope I won’t piss you off but…我希望我不會小便你起飛，但…
“Every conversation, sooner or later, is about Viagra, isn’t it? “每一個會話，遲早的事，是關於威而鋼， isnâ € ™噸呢？ Thanks for skipping the foreplay.感謝跳過前戲。 Real time saver.”真正的節省時間“ 。
This one made me laugh out loud此一令我笑出來
Technically not comments, but pingbacks, I hate these scrapers who just target one keyword (let’s say “health”) and scrap your whole feed on their stupid blog full of ads as soon as you write the word in a post.在技術上沒有評論，但pingbacks ，我恨這些鏟運機誰的目標只是一個關鍵字（讓的說， “健康” ）及廢料您的整個飼料對他們的愚蠢的博客充滿了廣告當您寫一個字一個職位。 Got of lot of these recently… as well as Viagra of course!得到的很多，這些最近…以及威而鋼當然！ :lol; ： lol ;
January 16th, 2008 at 3:55 am 2008年1月16日在上午03時55分
Morgan,摩根，
I thought Daisy didn’t need Viagra?我以為雛菊並不需要威而鋼？
So how would “she” know?因此，如何將“她”知道嗎？
Howard,霍華德，
Long time no see!很長時間沒有看到！ *hug* I’ll write more about expanding comments into relationships, hopefully this week. *擁抱*我會寫更多關於擴大的意見納入的關係，希望在本星期。
Zhu,朱，
It’s not ass-kissing if it’s sincere.這不是驢-接吻，如果它的真誠。
Glad I could ever make anyone laugh out loud.很高興我可以作出任何人任何時候都笑出來。 And they may not technically be comments, but I hate them too!他們未必在技術上加以評論，但我恨他們！
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 am 2008年1月22日在上午11時11分
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January 23rd, 2008 at 4:38 am 2008年1月23日在上午04時38分
And I thought I was alone.我還以為我是獨自。 Your points #1 and #4 really piss me off.您的點＃ 1和＃ 4真的小便我趕走。 #1 because they either leave some juvenile nickname or keyword crap and #4 because I’ma dofollow blog, so they already get the linkback. ＃ 1 ，因為他們要么留下一些少年的暱稱或關鍵字crap和＃ 4因為我是dofollow博客，所以他們已經得到linkback 。 I had one commentator who felt it was right to “fight for the right” to use his blog name in comments!我有一位評論員認為，誰是正確的“爭取權利” ，以利用他的博客名稱在評論！ As far as I’m concerned if you’re in someone else’s home you abide by their rules.據我擔心如果您在別人家，你遵守其規則。
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm 2008年1月23日在下午12時11分
I’m right there with you Colin.我的權利，有與你科林。 You’re not only not alone, I think a great many bloggers feel it deeply.您不但不會單，我認為一個偉大的許多Blogger覺得它深刻。 The question is, what can be do about combating the spam without combatting bloggers?問題是，到底什麼可以做的關於打擊垃圾郵件的打擊沒有博客？ One of the answer for me is the Lucia Linky Love plug in.其中一個答案，我是露西婭linky愛堵塞英寸
I can’t believe someone fought you on the issue either.我不相信有人打你就這一問題。 The audacity!狂放！ If you contribute an article to Time magazine, they will not let you use the byline “Best Writer in the World.” Why do some people believe the rules of the offline world don’t apply online?如果您貢獻了一篇文章，時代雜誌，他們不會讓您使用署名“最好的作家在世界上”為什麼有些人認為，規則的離線世界並不適用於在線？
January 26th, 2008 at 4:16 am 2008年1月26日在上午04時16分
Hello, this is my first time here - I came from afrogtokiss, and was intrigued by the title of this post!您好，這是我第一次在這裡-我來自a frogtokiss，並推出的標題，這個職位！
I’m glad I did… I don’t get so much of this (I wouldn’t mind a little bit of ass-kissing, but I’m sure there’sa saturation point!)我很高興我… …我不要這麼多，這（我並不介意一點點驢-接吻，但我敢肯定有飽和點！ ）
I must admit, though, that it’s sometimes hard to be sure of what is spam and what isn’t.我必須承認，雖然，它有時很難確定什麼是垃圾郵件和什麼是不。 When in doubt, I tend to let it past.如有疑問，我傾向於讓它過去。 (Don’t tell anyone…) （不要告訴任何人… … ）
Though in danger of sounding like an ass-kisser, I’m off to subscribe to your whatnot now….雖然危險，像一個喋喋不休的驢- kisser ，我小康訂閱您的諸如此類的東西，現在… … 。
(And my name is Stine. Not uncommon in my part of the world) （和我的名字是stine 。並不罕見，在我的世界的一部分）
January 27th, 2008 at 3:03 am 2008年1月27日在上午03時03分
Nice to meet you Stine.很高興見到你stine 。 I wouldn’t try to judge your name, LOL, mine is Tinu.我不會嘗試法官您的姓名， lol ，排雷是tinu 。 It’s only when the name is obviously not a human’s like Kitchen Table and Accessories, LOL.它的，只有當的名稱顯然不是人類的一樣，餐桌及配件， lol 。
LOL @ the visual on an ass-kissing saturation point. lol @視覺上一驢-接吻飽和點。 I loved ass kissing in the beginning, don’t get me wrong.我喜歡親吻驢在開始時，不要誤會我的意思。 When it was sincerity slightly overblown it was great except for the fact that I got full of myself at times (like that wasn’t already going to happen.) What bothered me was when people inevitably thought that if they came to my blog and did some insincere ass kissing it entitled them to a certain number of favors later.當它的誠意，稍微誇大它的偉大，除了事實，即我得到充分的自己，有時（如這是尚未事情發生。 ）什麼困擾我是當人們無可避免地認為，如果他們來到我的博客並沒有一些言不由衷的驢親吻它題為他們一定數目的主張。 Some people even threatened to use reverse ass kissing as a threat to me.有些人甚至揚言要使用反向驢接吻看成是一種威脅我。
Unbeknownst to them, the latter never works on me, and the former only works with people I have a history of getting private admiration from.不知情的他們，而後者從未工程對我來說，和前只有工程與人民我有一個歷史上獲得的私人欽佩。
Anyway.總之。 Moving on because that’s the most I’ve had the words ass and kissing together since college.在前進，因為這是最我已字眼驢和接吻，共同以來，學院。 Wow, all the people who replied to this are going to see this comment and laugh out loud in wonderment of how I am able to possess such large quantities of cuckoo.哇，所有的人誰回答這將會看到這個評論和笑，大聲在驚奇如何，我能擁有這種大量的杜鵑。
Wow.哇。
I think everyone lets spam slide when they’re not sure.我認為每個人都可以讓垃圾郵件幻燈片時，他們還不能確定。 Life is too short.生命是太短了。 You can always delete it later.您可以隨時將它刪除。
So anyway.因此，無論如何。 Welcome.歡迎。 Please don’t be afraid of me, I just haven’t slept in two days trying to get my last weekly newsletter out.請不要怕我，我只是沒有睡在二天試圖讓我的上一期每週時事通訊。 Which hasn’t been a weekly since 2005 but who’s counting.一直沒有每週自2005年起，但誰的票。