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Okay.好了。

That’s it.就是这样。

I am我是 flaccid with rage弛缓与愤怒 . 。 If that’s possible.如果可能的。

And I tried to suck it up like a good girl.我试图吸吮它像一个很好的女孩。

Yikes, that sounds dirty but it’ not my fault. yikes ，听起来很肮脏，但它不是我的错。 When I’m this upset, half the things I say could be taken very sexually out of context. 当我这个底价，有一半的东西，我说可以采取非常性断章取义。 I’ll try to be conscious of that. 我会尝试意识到了这一点。

Live dot com, this mess has been coming up, on and off since September, when you made your announcement about how dope/fresh/chill Live Search was going to be.居住点的COM ，这个烂摊子一直即将来临，上下车自9月份以来，当您作出您的宣布有关如何涂料/新鲜/冷Live Search可去。 (Again.) （ again. ）

Guess what “猜什么“ New Live search新的生活搜索 “, I’ve had just about enough of your little spider friend, and “ ，我刚才已经足够您的小蜘蛛的朋友， I’m not alone我并不孤单， , just slow to react. ，只是反应缓慢。 My quickie stats are often unreadable due to your presence on my server, and for what?我quickie统计往往无法读取，由于您的存在，在我的伺服器上，为什么？ You’re not following up your search with people .您不是跟进您的搜索与人民 。

For months now you’ve been telling me not to block your bot, because then I won’t be in your precious index.几个月来，现在你已经告诉我，不要阻止您的BOT方式，因为当时我不会在您宝贵的指数。 Well, I’ve been just fine since all my good MSN search listings disappeared an eon ago.好，我一直只是罚款，因为我所有的良好的 MSN搜索的物品消失前一彦。 Yes, I know that it’s not that hard to get back in to your new good graces as live.com, but it’s just not worth the effort.是的，我知道，这并不是说难求早在到新的良好的青睐，作为live.com ，但它的正义，不值得努力。 No matter how many first place rankings I have from you, the conversion rate is so low, I have barely noticed not getting traffic from you.无论有多少首位的排名，我从你的转换率是如此之低，我几乎没有注意到，没有得到交通由你。

And I just can’t stand for it any more.我只是不能袖手旁观，因为它的任何更多。 Especially since you keep engaging in such rude foreplay with my server.特别是因为你一直在从事这种粗鲁的前戏与我的服务器。

I know, I said I wouldn’t do that. 我知道，我说我会不会这样做。 But the metaphor fits . 但隐喻适合 。

True, I let the search robots run wild on my server because my partners and I have already ponied up for the bandwidth.属实，我让搜索机器人横行在我的伺服器上，因为我的伙伴和我已ponied为带宽。 But see, when I get Google spiders in the morning, I know I’ll continue to get traffic from earlier trips all day long.但看到，当我取得Google蜘蛛是在早上，我知道我将继续得到交通，从较早前的知识产权一天。

Visitors may eventually come from your scouring of my pages, but until you get your little robot friend under control, I’m blocking you from my servers.旅客最终可能来自您的冲刷我的网页，但直到您让您的小机器人的朋友受到控制，我阻止你从我的服务器上。 It’sa decision I may come to regret later.这是决定我可能会来的遗憾。 And if so, a line of code in my robots file is all it will take to let you back in.若然， 1行代码在我的机器人是所有文件，它将会采取什么让你回到英寸

Therefore, you’re officially dead to me.因此，您正式死亡，给我。 For at least the next month or so.在至少未来一个月或如此。

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